Having her cover her nipples up isn’t really helpful when that hat + mirror effect = two giant nipples.  

Apparently a dog wearing a shirt makes a much better shirt than, you know, wearing an actual shirt.  Also, honey, that isn’t working I can still totally see your tit. 

This will be great for my flying squirrel/nerdy librarian costume. 

Do you like my tacky watches?  No?  How about now that they are on top of BOOBS?

Fellow lady folk, please never ever hitchhike like this.  I will hit you with my car.  

Because crotches need glasses too, I guess? 

Hipster baby don’t give a shit.

Dear American Apparel, the idea of having a person be model is to make them appear attractive so that the customer wants to buy it, not have the model make me think that scrunchie turns them into a high 1970’s hooker.

So I don’t really think that this color lace is really EVER acceptable but it will certainly NEVER be acceptable over that teal color.  NEVER EVER EVER

This is the ultimate American Apparel shirt.  It’s plaid and see-through.  A double threat.